Monday, September 21, 2009

Extremely Hot Robsten Edward Bella Manip

Oh.My.Fuck! Thanks @WheatysGirl for the tip! Whoever made this manip, please let me know. I am forever thankful for your lemon-y Calvin Klein Experience manip.

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Heartbreaker Fan-Made Video

The amazing Nicnax666 has gifted us once again with "Heartbreaker" fan-made video of Robert Pattinson. I heart you Nicci!

Closer To Robert Pattinson Fan-Made Video

Oh.My.Robert, this video from rayneattwilight left me all hot and bothered. I needs a new pair of panties now. :)

Patty Is A Naughty Boy Fan-Made Video

Thanks DottiePalooza for this "Naughty Boy" video of Robert Pattinson! I heart it, especially when there's a smiling Wet Rob clip in it.

SNL Cast Wants Robert Pattinson

OMGosh, yes! Saturday Night Live would be win if they can get their hands on Rob, the show would definitely reach skyrocket ratings from Twilight viewers. Rob would be absolutely hilarious because I can totes imagine him holding back his laughter throughout the skits. reports: The Funny Three—that would be Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg and Kristen Wiig—all want a piece of Robert Pattinson. But really, who doesn't?

On the red carpet for the Primetime Emmy Awards, we fiercely kicked off our campaign to get Rob a hosting spot on Saturday Night Live.

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He could be next year's Justin Timberlake, you follow? Well, according to the SNL crew, they want R.Pattz, too:

We know you're kicking off the season with Megan Fox, but how about getting Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson on to host?
Seth Meyers: We would love to get Robert Pattinson. How dare you tell me he's the hot guy from Twilight, like I don't already know!

Seth Meyers, closet Twilight, or maybe just Rob Pattinson fan. We love it! So the powers that be at SNL would be into Rob hosting?
S.M.: Yes, absolutely.

Think of all the ridiculous skits you could do with him. The possibilities are endless! That hair...
S.M.: We're actually hoping if [Rob's] not available, at least his hair will come by and host.

If you all didn't already heart the adorable Seth Meyers, bet you Twi lovers do now! Kristen Wiig is totally into the idea too.

We're campaigning for Rob to host SNL this season. Will it happen?
Kristen Wiig: Oh! I don't know. I don't know about that yet!

Would you give him the A-OK?
K.W.: Oh yeah, he'd be great!

Two more to go. Andy Samberg, whom we just want to snuggle, was busy making his way inside, but not before giving Rob the thumbs-up. Literally. When we asked A.S. real fast if he thought Pattinson would be able to hold his own on SNL, Andy gave the thumbs-up, nodded his head and mouthed, yessss.

You reading us, Rob? Get your handlers to start chatting with the honchos over at Saturday Night Live stat! You're wanted, not only by the crew over there, but by the people, too...right you all?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

EW James White Robert Lip Eyes Porn Banner

Here's another Entertainment Weekly James White Banner for my lovely ladies at Robsessed. This one features Robert Pattinson's Lip and Eye Porn from the most recent outtake release, and it's animated! Oh yes Rob, seduce us in our dreams and corrupt us in our reality.

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P.S. Twilusted's blog has reached 500 followers on Twitter this past week and I want to thank you all for your continuing support. If you're not following me, you should @twilusted. Muahaha...welcome to my lair!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Exclusive: First Single of New Moon Soundtrack

And last but not least for tonight before I hit the sheets, the launch of New Moon Soundtrack's first single. I like it, why didn't MTV VMAs premiere this song?

Death Cab For Cutie - “Meet Me On The Equinox”

Source (Thanks @HisGoldenEyes & @chopshopmusic)

MTV VMAs 2009 Robert Pattinson Banner

What did I learn from the MTV VMAs tonight? Russell Brand does not make for good hosting x2, Kanye West proves to be an ass yet again, Kristen & Robert owns a stylist (sometimes), Robert Pattinson's slur sounds like a British accent to me, Lady GaGa is mucho weird and the extended version of New Moon's trailer is more fuckawesome than the VMAs itself. In honor of this newly founded wealth of knowledge, I bring to you -- and only you -- a Robsessed banner of Rob from the VMAs of 2009 in New York! Did I slur?

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For all my Twilusters, I present you -- and only you -- a Ps'd manip image of Rob, all by himself. Lol! I hope this makes up for the shortage of Rob photos from this evening. Right-click, save, lick! Oh yeah, and review! :P

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New Photo of Taylor, Kristen & Robert (Robsten) at VMAs Backstage

Here is another backstage photo of Taylor, Kristen & Robert together at MTV VMAs. Isn't Robert and Kristen cute together? Poor Taylor, all by his lonesome.

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I couldn't resist a Ps'ing Robert and Kristen together so here it is. Sorry about the tags ladies, but I had probs with credits during the detagging of "Photos Of Robert Pattinson That Must Not Be Named" era.

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Thanks to @britneyrocks25 for link & Robsessed for finding original source of above image

Robert, Kristen & Taylor Introduce New Moon Trailer Premiere at VMAs

Woot-woot! Robert, Kristen and Taylor intro the New Moon Trailer #3. There's word on the Twitter that says Rob slurred through his presentation. Lol, I just thought it was his British accent. That, or Rob's tongue is tired from giving me a tongue bath all day...wait, that was in my dreams!

Source (Thanks @half_my_self)

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Robert Pattinson Dancing To Beyonce's "Single Ladies"

Supposedly, there is a clip of Rob drinking beer and dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" performance on the MTV VMAs. Unfortunately, I can't view it! Just for laughs, here's another vid of Rob dancing to "Single Ladies". Hahaha, my ribs are hurting!


Another note: Beyonce is queen for giving Taylor Swift her moment! Kanye West is an ass! Always has been, always will be.

First Backstage Pic of Robert, Kristen and Taylor

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Thanks to RPatzzWho!

New Moon VMA (& Robert Pattinson-Filled) Trailer!

It's currently 7:35 PM here and I don't have DirecTV. I can't see anything Robert Pattinson related from my television but my ladies on Twitter have been wonderful for sending me links to photos and partially live feeds. I heart you all!

The VMAs won't show for me for another 1.5 hours. Until then, I'm watching this amazing Rob-filled New Moon Trailer repeatedly. As Edward says, "Go to hell!"

Saturday, September 12, 2009

New Moon Movie Trailer

I tried to be spoiler free but my weakened Twi-heart couldn't take it anymore and I gave in and watched this New Moon trailer that was previewing before Summit's Sorority Row movie. This was awesomesauce!!!

Friday, September 11, 2009

The Tonight Show 2008 Robert Banner

Gah, I've been MIA as of late due to my DH. He's been hogging the wireless internet stick for work and I've been suffering from interwebs withdrawals. I did get a chance to peek online from my iPod for short intervals here and there, but it was like I never existed. :( I've recently swiped the magic stick from my DH and this Robsessed banner is a result of my victorious return. Le sigh, it's an ode to The Tonight Show Rob with Jay Leno! Sexhair + jawporn + scruff + chesthair = Rob's ManFur. *drools* I hope you like it ladies!

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Monday, September 7, 2009

Radio Headset Robert Twitter Background

Now that I have the dimensions for Twitter backgrounds, I'm hoping my wallpapers can be integrated seamlessly. Once again, another wallpaper dedicated to @FakerParis. This one is of your Torino Bay sunset with Radio Headset Rob, I hope you like it bb!

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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Remember Me Set 1st Day New York Robert Wallpaper

EDITED 09/06/09 7:05 PM This is a wallpaper, not a banner -- as I so drunkenly typed into the title. Now that I'm sober, I see the mistake. Tehehe.

I'm drunk in Las Vegas right now and this wallpaper creation resulted from my inebriated state of mind, all for @FakerParis. It's of your fave Rob -- Remember Me Set 1st Day New York Robler. Hope you like it bb!

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On another note, I won $0.25 playing slots! Lol, my DH is laughing about my measley winnings when he himself won $520 playing Pai Gow. Looks like I have a shopping buddy in the morning!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Jacksper Cullenbone Wallpaper

At the request and Jacksper Cullenbone of @Anime81, I created this wallpaper for her. Hope you like it bb!

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Vanifty Fair Twilight Cast Banner

At the request of Bee from The Irish Twilight Sisters blog, I created them their new banner. It's the biggest image I could make out of two separate outtakes from the Vanity Fair Twilight cast from 2008. Hope you like it hon!

Mark Segal Robert Pattinson Banner

UPDATED 09/06/09 3:18 AM -- It's like I never existed. Gah, gone are these beautiful images of Rob because it was illegally obtained and I don't want to deal with copyright infringement lawsuits for publishing them on my site. *wipes tears for loss*

Those outtakes from the Interview Magazine/Mark Segal Photoshoot, released via [deleted link] yesterday morning, was a worldwide detonation for millions of fancougars' & fangirls' hearts out there! How can we ever contain ourselves with you looking that fucklicious Rob? Gah, I was screaming, groaning, bouncing, gasping, gulping, yelping, whimpering and crying when I saw those images. And not necessarily in the same order.

Hot damn! If there was never such a thing as a beautifully smoldering man, Rob surely exudes all that and more. Even when he's clothed in a hot mess of fashion confusion. As a photographer myself, I would've advised he rid himself of the Jonas Brothers vest. It just doesn't look right with workout clothes, ever! I forgive you Mark Segal. :)

Many thanks to [deleted link] for giving me my daily dose of Rob. Luckily for me, I saw these photos on your site in the sanctuary of my own bedroom without any witnesses during dinner at home from work. I must've looked like a madwoman. :) Here is a new banner (created upon my arrival in Las Vegas this morning) for you ladies over there, hope you like it!

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These images below are the only ones that I was able to detag. I also color enhanced them through Ps for you. Right click, save and lick!

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Me Singing Robert Pattinson - I Was Broken (cover/acapella)

If it isn't obvious enough that I'm in love with Robert Pattinson as an actor AND as a musician, my attempt at singing "I Was Broken" will surely beat that doubt out of you. :) Don't worry, I won't quit my day job.

I absolutely adore this song. It's amazingly written by Marcus Foster and originally sung by Rob, whom I greatly appreciate. I can't compare to his velvet-laced vocals but I did my best, here's my version of it.